26 August 2009

Loyal Followers,

I knew it!
I knew that I wouldn't be foiled this time. I have the particle.
Yes, you did read that correctly. I have the particle - and not only that, but I have the golden claw that I was planning on! I took a mold of my claw and covered it with a thin coating of gold and now I have a GOLD CLAW-GLOVE. How awesome is that?
Very awesome is correct, clawdads.
This claw-glove is not purely for purposes of wearing to the club, though - oh no. I am now the only person on the planet who can pick up and throw the only known particle of red no. 65.
If you're reading this, Grumbles, you had best watch out.
I need an audio recording of my villain-laugh to post right after statements like that.

Clip, Snip, Conquer,
The Claw

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